21 10 / 2014

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

detainable:

if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends

(Source: subtotalled, via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

svvords:

u can stop being attractive now give me a turn 

(Source: wasiangod, via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

bastille:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

image

(Source: armadillo, via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

(via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofcraighnadun, via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via fake-mermaid)

21 10 / 2014

thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

(via ugly)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via perks-of-being-chinese)

21 10 / 2014

hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

21 10 / 2014

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

21 10 / 2014

(Source: mileynation)